Alex Miller is a professional writer and astrologer, whose website AlexAsteroidAstrology.com offers a trove of info on the role of asteroids in personal and mundane astrology. He is the author of The Black Hole Book (available on Amazon.com) and The Urban Wicca, former editor of “The Galactic Calendar,” and past president of The Philadelphia Astrological Society. His pioneering work with Black Holes in astrological interpretation began in 1991, when his progressed Sun unwittingly fell into one. Alex’s books and writings are available on his website. Alex can also be reached for comment or services at .
Hey, I found an old photo of me when I lived at Virginia Beach, Va.
I was almost an orange like Weeping Orange- American John Boehner.
I was a smiling Orange-American in that photo, though. Actually, I think monkeying around with the color settings on my scanner turned me orange, as I was more of a tan color in real life. The pic was kind of faded, so I messed with the color settings. My boyfriend turned orange, too. But he was from Florida, the Florida Fruitarian Brotherhood, and all he would eat was oranges, anyway. His name was Sunray. Yellow hair like sunshine and orange skin like sunset.
When I was a teenager, there was a product called “Quick Tan,” which you could rub on your skin and get tan without going out in the sun. It turned your skin orange, just like an orangutan, or “orange monkey.” That stuff was awful! Maybe Boehner got a hold of some of that stuff. Also, he smokes. Smoking can discolor your skin.
An Orange-American. Well, that’s a new one on me!
Alex, I usually enjoy reading your Black Hole astrology section but in this case you making fun of John Boehner as the nations “first Orange American Weeper” is pretty low. Who really cares if his skin is purple or blue it is the Spirit within that is most impoptant. I chose to lead my life with compassion and from the heart.